领证六周年，闺蜜问：“铁了心不离？”你瞥了眼厨房里正用钢丝球刷锅的丈夫，又摸了摸自己眼角的夫妻同款铁锈斑，冷笑：“离啥？我俩已修炼成‘电焊级夫妻’，民政局来了都

铁婚现状：爱情氧化成废铁，除锈全靠吼

Nightlife: From “fighting on the head of the bed” to “welding out of the 38th line in the middle of the double bed”, snoring and teeth grinding sound 《重金属安魂曲》 Anniversary: Gifts from each other are downgraded from Tiffany’s pair ring to “anti-deletion shampoo + electric screwdriver” industrial style suit name evolutionary history: husband coworker “哦，一个维修下水道的人”

铁婚刺客段位表

Bronze level: The alarm of “Children’s Tutorial Class or Electric Welding” was alarmed by the Golden Level of Lanxiang Technical School: Private Money is hidden in 《民法典》 Marriage Cooldown Terms, you have been studying the law for ten years only to accurately blast the King level: Set the mother-in-law’s quotation to urge the third child to be a smart door lock prompt sound, and it will be triggered when you enter门《紧箍咒3.0》

铁婚经济学：婚姻是场重工业？

情感投资回报率：999玫瑰是在结婚前投入的，婚后收入是“学区住房贷款偿还偿还偿还偿还进度+ 5”的睡眠破裂：深夜辅导作业和计划修改战斗，黑暗圈子的市场价值超过了婚礼钻石戒指和不合时宜的夫妻，但与夫人相比，这是一个适用于班夫人的统治时间，但班上的模型是“ dardner”，但”

防锈自救野路子

1。学会通过欺骗来翻新

结婚证书被框架成一个“战略合作单位牌匾”，标题为“六年，零事故，行业传奇”。

讽刺婚姻：整个网络夫妇将成为“人形的锈”。如果将其焊接到死亡，他们仍然可以制作文物吗？

在《年审报告》周年纪念日互相填写，重点是“全年家庭设备维修的响应速度”

2。网络优点

将争吵录音转移到文本中以喂养AI，生成《婚姻氧化程度检测报告》

使用另一方的支撑台购买碳点，这被称为“以防止生锈的电子诵经经文”

3。形而上学抛光

不锈钢牌匾“不要生气”被挂在床头上，签名是“张姨妈，房地产证书，属于方形舞蹈，”

将育儿账单折入坦克以释放它，大喊“让Cram School沉入Mariana！”

全网铁婚迷惑行为大赏

The countdown of the industrial clock for the “divorce cooling-off period” for couples, and automatically play it at the time of the time 《铁窗泪》 Edit the honeymoon video into 《人类驯服家电史诗》, and includes famous scenes such as “refrigerator throat locking” to develop the “marriage scrap iron recycling bin”, accumulate 10 scrap iron in a quarrel, and节省足够的9999来交换“ 24小时沉默体验优惠券”